Caption Competition: Neymar gets psyched

20-year-old Neymar, heavily linked with Chelsea this summer, has emerged as the next big thing on the conveyer belt of Brazilian talent, and on Saturday he’s likely to play an instrumental role in his country’s Olympic gold medal clash with Mexico.

It will be the young forward’s first major international final, though the man dubbed the future of Brazilian football has said he won’t approach the match differently to any other.

That may be the case on the training ground, but in the privacy of his Olympic accommodation he may deploy some unusual tactics to get psyched.

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For Chelsea , 2011/12 was an incredible season that will live forever in the hearts and minds of players and fans alike.

The club completed an historic double, lifting The FA Cup and becoming newly crowned champions of Europe, lifting the coveted Champions League trophy following years of heartbreak, after beating four times winners Bayern Munich at their home ground in one of the most exciting Finals in recent times.

Every match and every goal from this unforgettable season are covered in this action-packed review, with bonus material thrown in, too.

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Pitch doctoring of a different kind

Make no mistake, Adelaide has been the scene of concerted pitch doctoring this week. In departing from more than 140 years of history by scheduling a day-night Test, Cricket Australia have veered away from another tradition down under – letting the ground staff have full control over the preparation of the wicket.The Adelaide Oval turf for Friday’s Test has been micromanaged in consultation between CA, the oval’s curator Damian Hough, the broadcasters, ball manufacturers, and the players themselves. Faced with the reality of using a pink ball that lacks the durability of its red equivalent, the board, the venue and the players have agreed upon a surface offering more grass than usual in Adelaide, helping the ball to be preserved while also offering more movement to bowlers.Its qualities were tested when near-identical pitches were prepared for two Sheffield Shield matches in Adelaide earlier this season, the first a day-night affair between South Australia and New South Wales in which the likes of Steven Smith, David Warner, Mitchell Starc and Nathan Lyon all took part. There were some raised eyebrows about the way the pitch preparation has been decided more or less by committee, but positive feedback by the players about the way the surface played has allayed much of the earlier anxiety.”This match is three years in the making from an Australian cricket perspective,” CA’s head of operations Sean Cary told ESPNcricinfo. “We’ve had the three rounds of Sheffield Shield cricket, and we’ve tried to come up with the best conditions that are going to not impact the balance between bat and ball.”We don’t want either the bat or the ball to be in favour, but what we’ve done with Damian Hough, and he’s worked diligently in his wicket preparation, is to make sure the surrounds are favourable to the ball not being scuffed up as much.”We’re confident that what he’s learned from the last two Shield rounds, one day-night, one natural-light Shield round, the feedback he’s got from the captains, including Steve Smith the current Australian captain, is that they’ve been really complimentary towards his wickets, and they’ve said ‘we’d love to have this sort of wicket for a Test match’.”

Net bowler pinged on the head

A net bowler has been treated for a lacerated ear after being struck on the head during Australia’s training on Wednesday night. Mitchell Marsh batted in the nets and launched the pink ball straight back at the bowler, who was struck on the side of the head. Training was briefly halted and the bowler was treated for a lacerated ear by Australia’s team doctor, Peter Brukner.

For Hough’s part, he was less eager to paint this as a pitch prepared entirely to suit a cricket ball, but admitted its composition was out of step with Adelaide’s usual fare. “Leaving a bit of grass on it, we’re hoping it will assist the quicks, and the ball will come onto the bat nicely,” Hough said. “But having a bit of a coarse, thatchy grass should hopefully, going on the two games we have had so far and the pink ball Shield matches, it should be able to bite into that grass and get some spin.”As a former member of Hough’s ground staff, Lyon is uniquely placed to discuss the vagaries of the surface. He and his NSW spin bowling offsider Steve O’Keefe were pleasantly surprised by the amount of spin on offer via the even covering of grass, while also noting that pacemen and batsmen alike were able to prosper at times – although with the added possible difficulty of facing a brand new ball under lights.The presence of only two evenly grassed drop-in pitches alongside the Test strip has made for a decidedly lush square and outfield, meaning the game is unlikely to see much in the way of reverse swing. Adelaide is thus about to witness a very different Test match to what the Oval’s faithful are used to, both underfoot and overhead.”It’s a little bit different, a little bit more grass on it, a more even coverage and a thick bed of grass. There’s a little bit more there for everyone, it won’t be a typical flat Adelaide pitch that we are used to,” Lyon said. “In saying that we played here a couple of weeks ago and it was the perfect wicket.”Damian Hough is a great curator and produced that wicket for the Shield game and spoke to myself, Dave Warner and Steve Smith before and after the Shield game to get our feedback. I know we all gave positive feedback to Damian. The ball held up pretty well when we played here a few weeks ago, it doesn’t have that abrasive effect and it will be quite hard to get it to reverse. I dare say it will look after it pretty well.”As much as this match is a contest between Australia and New Zealand to decide the outcome of this series, it is also devised as a piece of advertising for the concept of day-night Tests. Cary noted the presence of a wide variety of cricket luminaries and administrators at the ground, with Pakistan already believed to be in talks with CA about taking part in another day-night match down under next summer.”We’re breaking the ice so to speak,” Cary said. “There’s going to be plenty of interest from other member boards around the world, we’ve got a number of CEOs from other countries here to witness this event, and I’m sure if they can see the positives, a full house at Adelaide Oval for the duration of the match and great viewing audiences at home, then I’m sure this will be a product other countries will be really interested in.”So it is that the Adelaide Oval wicket has been doctored by committee, though not for the usual reasons of trying to engineer a victory for the home side. Where usually such a practice would be cause for howls of derision from those Australians who believe each groundsman should be left to do his job in peace, this time around the endgame is more commercial than parochial.

Doshi signs for Warwickshire

Nayan Doshi, who walked out on Surrey last month, has signed for Warwickshire for the remainder of the summer.Doshi, 28, quit The Oval after becoming frustrated at the lack of first-team opportunities. He had become labeled as a one-day specialist, and was particularly effective in Twenty20 cricket where he had taken 53 wickets in 20 matches.Doshi was drafted straight into Warwickshire’s squad for their Championship match against Sussex at Hove but did not make the final XI after he was ruled ineligible by ECB umpires before the start of play on Wednesday.The ECB later said he was ineligible under Regulation 4.3 of the ECB conditions: “To transfer a registration between two first class counties in one season there must be agreement between the two first class counties involved.”Surrey released their own statement to say they had de-registered him as a player: “As such, Doshi is a free agent. We are awaiting advice from our lawyers as to the interpretation of all the issues involved, and will make a full statement on receipt of that advice.”

Anderson set for Glamorgan loan

James Anderson: heading to Wales for a week? © Getty Images

James Anderson is set to return to county action next week with a loan move to Glamorgan. He hasn’t played first-class cricket since England’s tour of India, but has been named in the Champions Trophy and Ashes squads and England are keen for him to prove his fitness before the winter.The ECB, to whom Anderson is centrally contracted, has a loan system in place which allows players to move to other counties of they can’t find a place in their own team. Usually this is for a minimum of four weeks, but the ECB has the power to amend this in special circumstances.Jim Cumbes, Lancashire’s chief executive, told the club website: “The ECB have discretionary powers which they can use to waive the regulations on loan players. Normally a loan has to be for a minimum of four weeks but this is an unusual case in which everyone wants to co-operate to help England and the player.”Earlier in the week Mike Watkinson, the Lancashire cricket manager, said: “The ECB remain keen for Jimmy to get some cricket in the final week. If that is with us they will be delighted about that, if not then I think they will be looking to create a situation where he can play some cricket. There is a lot of thought and consideration to go into it. If you’ve got a must-win game, do you play someone who hasn’t played for nine months?”It is something we have to think long and hard about, especially when you don’t have any guarantees he is going to go the full duration of the game and keep his fitness. My initial thoughts were that it would be unlikely.”Glamorgan, who face Gloucestershire in a relatively meaningless fixture, have said they are willing to entertain the idea. “We have got to look at the bigger picture. We have been asked and we would be happy to help,” Mike Fatkin, their CEO, said. “I think they have chosen our fixture because there are no promotion or relegation issues, although obviously we want to win.”

Philander saves the day … again

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Griqualand West recovered from 134 for 7 to post 311 against Western Province at Kimberley. Mbulelo Bosman scored his maiden hundred, and the captain Wendell Bossenger – who resumed after retiring hurt overnight with a suspected fractured nose – battled on bravely for 45 to frustrate WP, who then made a dismal start to their second dig as Alan Kruger took three quick wickets. Again it was Vernon Philander who rescued the innings, moving to within one of his career-best score, which he made only yesterday.
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Boland, 121 behind on first innings at Paarl, fought back strongly to bowl Eastern Province out for 166, setting up a stiff target of 288. Jacques van Wyk and Henry Davids picked up three wickets apiece. But a terrible start in the run-chase reduced Boland to 18 for 3, and they were further hindered when Rayno Arendse was run out for 33. Warren Swan batted well for his 44, but when he was out leg-before Boland were struggling at 98 for 5. Wesley Euley (31*) and Brandon Adams (16*) lifted them to 138 for 5 by the close, but they need another 150 to win.
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Border could only add 34 to their overnight score at East London, losingfive wickets in the process as they attempted to maximise their battingbonus points. Dumisa Makalima was run out from the first ball of the day, whileWarwick Hinkel only added four runs before holing out. KwaZulu-Natal began well, but once again promising starts were not turned into big scores, and they had reached 160 for 3 when bad light brought an early end to the day with 43 overs still to be bowled.
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Gauteng has a lot of hard work on the third and last day at the Wanderers as Free State sits in a commanding position. Blake Snijman with his maiden hundred kept the Gauteng innings together but they still ended the first innings 149 runs behind as Dillon du Preez picked up five wickets.Not only did du Preez register a career-best 5 for 36, but with the bat he also scored a career-best 83 to help Free State to 236 for 7 and a lead of 385. Gerhard de Bruin and Johnson Mafa the chief wicket takers for Gauteng.

Kaneria cramps Hampshire's style

Hampshire 306 for 7 (Crawley 97) v Essex at Chelmsford
Scorecard”It’s not all doom and gloom,” Essex’s coach, Graham Gooch, reportedly said following their trouncing at the hands of Yorkshire last Saturday. For those county members who had been hopeful of a promotion challenge this season, Gooch’s words may have been wondering how no Championship wins in seven attempts can constitute anything other than a terrifying nightmare. But their spirits were lifted on a day of several shifts in power, that ended with Essex seizing the initiative, just about.Nic Pothas and Dimitri Mascarenhas’s assured sixth-wicket stand of 62 had threatened to spoil the day for Essex, but their Pakistani import, Danish Kaneira, struck two late blows in two balls – including Shane Warne first ball – as Hampshire closed with 306 for 7, on a pitch that has plenty more runs in it yet.Essex haven’t had a matchwinning spinner since Peter Such and John Childs, back in their early-1990s’ heyday. But, come the end of the season, Essex may be very grateful for Kaneria’s contribution. He finished the day with 4 for 91 from 32 sweaty overs, showing that his 13 wickets last week against Yorkshire was no one-off. He doesn’t find a great deal of turn, but he rarely offers batsmen gift-horses. Rather he ploughs on at one end like a shire horse, boring the batsmen into false shots.It wasn’t the first time in the day that Essex had seized the initiative. The first hour, in muggy heat, produced claustrophobic bowling from Darren Gough and Graham Napier. Hampshire lost Michael Brown without a run on the board, as Napier plucked out his off stump to a pitched-up delivery. Only 26 runs were scored in the first hour by Derek Kenway and John Crawley – perhaps a symptom of the the 12 o’clock start, after last night’s floodlit National League encounter between the teams.The wicket of Kenway, caught at gully by Andy Flower off Kaneria with the score on 38, should have had Essex scenting blood, but instead it was the Australian Michael Clarke who took control, upping the tempo and the eyelids of the spectators. Crawley joined in the fun after lunch as they put on 137 and looked like taking the game away from Essex. But Clarke’s innings of 69 was brought to an end when he mistimed a drive and offered a return catch to Kaneria.Just after tea, Darren Gough produced his best bowling spell in an Essex shirt, to remove Will Kendall (19) and Crawley, who drove at a widish one three short of his first century of the season. At 224 for 5, Hampshire were back in trouble, but throughout the day, fortunes fluctuated as much as Peter Andre’s singing career. The partnership between Mascarenhas and Pothas, who reached his fourth half-century of the summer, had Essex worried. But Mascarenhas fell to Kaneria, again snaffling a return catch. Warne followed, playing around a straight one. The wicket may have embarrassed Warne, but you could bet he – and the Essex batsmen – were thinking: “If this boy Kaneria can do it, then I sure as hell can too.”

Warne injured and hammered as Australians win warm-up

A finger injury to Shane Warne dominated the news from Centurion where the Australians beat Northerns by five wickets. Warne left the field after being hit while fielding and received treatment on the fourth finger of his bowling hand. He returned to the attack but 21-year-old Jacques Rudolph smashed 150, including six sixes and 14 fours, to help the hosts make 277. There were four wickets for Brett Lee, but Warne could only manage one for 70 in eight overs.The Australian reply was led by Jimmy Maher with 78 not out. Maher was keeping wicket in this match while usual `keeper Adam Gilchrist, who was skippering the team, contributed a characteristically rapid 70.The South Africans enjoyed a revenge win against Western Province after suffering a defeat in their first warm-up match. Gary Kirsten and Andrew Hall reached a hundred and then retired as the national team reached 327 for seven in their 50 overs. Andrew Puttick top-scored for Western Province with 78, but once he was out the innings went into decline and the South Africans won by 92 runs.There was no such joy for the Indians in Durban. KwaZulu-Natal won this match by 32 runs, despite only reaching 190 for nine in their 50 overs. Doug Watson reached a fifty for the home side who were not helped by three run outs in their innings. Despite a run a ball 40 from Virender Sehwag, the Indian batting failed miserably and they were bowled out for 158 with nearly 12 overs unused.It was much the same story in Benoni where the Pakistanis lost to Easterns by 26 runs. Easterns only managed 215 for nine in their innings, but with Pierre De Bruyn taking four wickets, the Pakistanis could not match that. There were scores of 40 from Shahid Afridi, Abdur Razzaq and Younis Khan, but they were still bowled out for 189 inside 37 overs.The New Zealanders enjoyed a 116-run victory over Gauteng in Soweto. With 122 from captain Stephen Fleming and 70 from Chris Cairns, the visitors rattled up 306 for five before restricting Gauteng to 190 for eight.There were few problems for the Sri Lankans as they overcame the Free State total of 182 for seven. Jonathan Beukes made a fifty for Free State, but that was matched by Mahela Jayawardene as the Sri Lankans eased home by five wickets.The Kenyans did well to beat Eastern Province by four wickets in Port Elizabeth. Collins Obuya took four for 27 as the home side were bowled out for 130 in their full 50 overs and despite losing six wickets, the Kenyans reached their target with nearly ten overs to spare.There was no luck for the other minnows. The Dutch lost by 85 runs to Boland at Paarl. Boland reached 272 for seven, with a hundred from Benjamin Hector and 73 from Henry Davids. Several Dutch batsmen got a start with no fewer than six getting to 20, but they could only muster 187 between them.The Canadians reached 215 for seven against North West at Klerksdorp. The Canadians recovered well from 53 for five, led by 51 from Nicholas de Groot. However, seventies from both James Henderson and Arno Jacobs took the home side past their target for the loss of only three wickets.England were the first side to record a result in this round of matches. They breezed past Border in East London, winning by 8 wickets. Despite an innings of 90 from Steven Pope – a nephew of former South African batsman Kenny McEwan – Border could only manage 202 before they were bowled out.England took only 37 and a half overs to knock off the runs. Nick Knight and Marcus Trescothick put on exactly 100 for the opening partnership before Trescothick was out for 58. Knight was on 81 not out at the end.

Goodwin earns Sussex the initiative against Notts

A third century of the season for Zimbabwean Murray Goodwin helped Sussex gain the initiative on the opening day of their match against Notts at Trent Bridge.Goodwin’s 115, and half-centuries from Bas Zuiderent and Mike Yardy were the major contributions in a close of play score of 315–6.Put in to bat by Darren Bicknell, the visitors were soon in trouble at 31–2. Both Richard Montgomerie and Chris Adams edging AJ Harris into the slip cordon.Goodwin and Zuiderent then combined to add 151 before the Dutchman fatally misread Richard Stemp’s arm–ball and was bowled.In the 72nd over of a low–key day Goodwin reached his 100, with a clip through midwicket off Stemp and by tea Sussex had moved on to 229–3.Shortly after the re–start Goodwin sliced a widish delivery from Gareth Clough straight to Stemp at point. His chanceless innings had lasted for 284 minutes, from 230 balls, with 16 boundaries.Left handers Mike Yardy and Umar Rashid then added to a frustrating day for the home attack. Greg Blewett twice thought he should have had Yardy out lbw and then, on 27, the same player was dropped behind by Chris Read off the bowling of Clough.Rashid played and missed with regularity but his luck ran out when he tried to pull Harris and mis-hit to Bicknell at mid off.Yardy, without ever looking either fluent or at ease, ground his way towards his half-century (154 mins 120 balls 8×4) which eventually arrived with a dab to third man off Blewett.For the second evening in succession Trent Bridge was brightly illuminated as play continued beyond 7pm, although on this occasion floodlighting wasn’t required.As the shadows lengthened Notts took the new ball as soon as it became due and with the second delivery with the new cherry Greg Smith knocked back Yardy’s off stump.

Win a signed Everton Shirt!

It has been a bit of an up and down season for Everton in the 2010/11 Premier League. David Moyes’ men were seemingly going to be embroiled in the relegation battle that half the league are involved in, but a recent run of good form means that the Toffees are looking up rather than down and could still secure European qualification, as Everton currently lie 7th in the Premier League table.

The Toffees’ recent upturn in form has seen the players playing for the Everton shirt and showing some of the determination that the Merseyside club is renowned for. Moyes has brought a grit and never say die attitude to Everton and over the course of the season that has eventually begun to shine through. Leon Osman and co. have started to find the back of the net to brighten spirits at Goodison Park and to lift the mood of supporters further, we are giving away a signed Everton shirt to one lucky Everton fan…

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A Plea To All Burnley Fans

After seeing some of the response on the internet to Saturday’s 4-0 defeat to Blackpool I think we need to calm down and actually get to grips with where we are as a club.

We had a fantastic but also somewhat lucky season in 2009 where we reached the Premier League, much of the money from that season paid off debts and parachute payments have been used to cover costs of being relegated, on the wages for players like Andre Bikey and bigger contracts for the likes of Jay Rodriguez. Brian Laws was a mistake and Eddie Howe has had a bigger rebuilding job – I’d like to think we can agree on that.

As for now, we have a big problem with our supporters. The away fans this season as always have been fantastic and remained behind the team. However our home support (which has significantly dwindled since the Premier League) I can only describe as embarrassing. Often the atmosphere has felt flat and with a team trying to develop a new playing style, that is incredibly frustrating for those of us who do get behind the team!

After the Blackpool game I had a brief look on Twitter and regret doing so. Some of the idiotic comments on the #twitterclarets hashtag were just pointless. As as for our messageboards this season, well lord give me strength.

Let’s see where we are at for next season. We’ve got a pretty strong base in our team with good young and hungry players that are getting close to adapting a style similar to the likes of Wigan and Swansea who have won rave reviews this season at times in the top flight. I’ve been pretty pleased with the Austin/Ings partnership and with the extra forwards such as Paterson we have at our disposal I’m not totally worried about the loss of Jay Rodriguez.

The defence (with the exception of Saturday) has been looking fairly strong of late and that is a sign for a better start to next season than this. With a couple of sensible additions then I think we can make this even better, I for one am very happy with the initial signs of Danny Lafferty. The supporters baiting and criticism has helped to ruin the Burnley career of Brian Easton who I wish the best of luck with another club.

With some strong youngsters coming through the ranks, whom I hope to break through to the first team squad, I think we have the potential for an excellent season. Our finest moments have come with the backing of the fans, 10 away wins this season is testament to our away support, so let’s get behind the boys and help them to a prosperous 2012/13.

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To start this transformation I suggest fans get out in force for the final home game of the season vs. Bristol City to not only start getting behind the boys but also pay tribute to two of our major forces in the boardroom. Barry Kilby and Paul Fletcher, who have offered a great deal to this club over the years, let’s pay tribute to them!

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